December 15th, 2005
Dumb Laws in Minnesota
In Minnesota, it’s illegal to tease skunks. (As if being sprayed weren’t enough of a deterrent.)
A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head.
It is illegal to sleep naked.
All men driving motorcycles must wear shirts.
Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
All bathtubs must have feet.
Hibbing: It shall be the duty of any policeman or any other officer to enforce the provisions of this Section, and if any cat is found running at large, or which is found in any street, alley or public place, it shall be the duty of any policeman or other officer of the city to kill such cat.
Minneapolis: Red cars can not drive down Lake Street.
St. Cloud: Hamburgers may not be eaten on Sundays.
Virginia: You’re not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.